April 11, 2007

Caned Before Church

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bailey @ 10:02 am

I like churches. I am not sure why this is, but I always have. I especially like big old historic churches with nifty architecture. This is something that my poor mother was tormented with through most of my childhood in fact, because any time I would go to visit a new town, either passing through or a vacation, I would beg to stop at the churches. Usually this could be arranged, but I’m sure she would much rather have gone to see the local museum, or park, or wildlife … anything other than the churches. My mother likes churches too, but not as much as I do. Anyway, this obsession of mine is one that has stuck with me through the years and when I recently had a chance to visit a very old historic church I had not seen yet, I was very excited.
I had a friend lined up to go with me, and the plan was to meet at 9:30 am so that we could be there in time for the service. Well, I am not a morning person at the best of times, but my wonderful Top decided that he had to make the experience just a little bit more interesting for me. I was informed just before bed on Saturday night that come Sunday morning, I should present myself at 9:15 am for caning. I’m sure it is not hard to imagine the enthusiasm with which I dragged myself out of bed that morning.

The caning itself was hard and fast, 9 strokes for me to feel while sitting on those old wooden pews. My friend got quite a kick out of this, and wasted no opportunity to smirk knowingly every time we stood up and sat back down over the course of the service. I will admit that the caning enhanced the experience, but I’m sure I missed many interesting architectural features that I otherwise would have noticed!

7 Comments »

  1. I wonder, Pumpkin
    If DD was thinking of a certain English experience
    you had just about a year ago.
    Did this historic church have
    nice old historic cushion-less pews?
    I just love thinking about nine, nice, red, double-rails
    decorating your sweet Bailey tail.

    Jeoffry

    Comment by jeoffry43 — April 11, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

  2. Jeoffry,

    What makes you think it was DD that caned me? ;)

    Comment by Bailey — April 11, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

  3. Just say that I am a bit slow on the uptake.
    It might be the interpretation of the word recently,
    combined with the line “just before bed.”
    I have reread the post and I see exactly
    where my error could have crept in. However,
    Pumpkin, close re-reading makes me think
    there is a somewhat naughty girl out there
    who might need re-caning — twelve this time. ;)

    Comment by jeoffry43 — April 11, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

  4. I think old churches have something very unique in them. I don’t blame you for loving the old churches. I do think the new churches, air-conditioned and well lit are more comfortable though. I don’t like abeautiful girl like you getting caned. Caning is very bad punishment and I for one don’t like to see a girl getting hit hard with a cane. I don’t like canes and I don’t like to see your beautiful bottom getting hit with one. You have the most beautiful bottoms in the whole world. I don’t want you having been caned, so stick withe the brushes and hand spankings. I love you Bailey, Norman

    Comment by nnjjkk — April 12, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

  5. Norman, I actually think in general a hairbrush spanking is more severe than a caning.

    Comment by Bailey — April 12, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

  6. Norman’s experience with canes may consist mostly of Lupus videos, and he’s worried not only about the severity in terms of pain, but the danger of your being permanently disfigured.

    The cane can be used much less harshly and still be an effective implement. And my understanding is that even the Lupus models’ bottoms do return to their original appearance. Eventually. Usually.

    Bailey, I notice that when you needed an example of implement more severe than a cane, you chose the hairbrush. Is that your “gold standard” of severity, among the implements you’ve experienced. You’ve probably addresssed that question before, but it won’t hurt to revisit it. Does the hairbrush “beat” out (pun unavoidable) the school/frat paddle, by a hair?

    Comment by Michael — April 12, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  7. Michael,

    It depends on the hairbrush, and the spanker. I think I’d probably put them on the same level, with the hairbrush winning out for most spankers due to the fact that it can be used much longer. *shudder*

    Comment by Bailey — April 14, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

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