How many spankings have I received on camera? Hundreds. How many spankings have I received off camera? Hundreds. So you might be tempted to think that I could learn some things.
Like, when your boyfriend asks you if you need a spanking the answer should be,”No”
Or, if you’re missing your hairbrush don’t ask him if he’s seen it.
Also, do any relevant tidying up of clothing accessories (such as belts) when he is not paying attention. Do not leave them laying around the living room.
Additionally, do not cook meals that require the use of wooden spoons or rubber spatulas. Sandwiches are fine. Restaurants are better.
There are more of these pearls of wisdom, but I guess I just can’t learn. I keep finding myself in bottoms up situations because I seem unable to avoid them.