May 21, 2008

They Never Learn

Filed under: Uncategorized — Bailey @ 12:13 pm

How many spankings have I received on camera? Hundreds. How many spankings have I received off camera? Hundreds. So you might be tempted to think that I could learn some things.

Like, when your boyfriend asks you if you need a spanking the answer should be,”No”

Or, if you’re missing your hairbrush don’t ask him if he’s seen it.

Also, do any relevant tidying up of clothing accessories (such as belts) when he is not paying attention. Do not leave them laying around the living room.

Additionally, do not cook meals that require the use of wooden spoons or rubber spatulas. Sandwiches are fine. Restaurants are better.

There are more of these pearls of wisdom, but I guess I just can’t learn. I keep finding myself in bottoms up situations because I seem unable to avoid them.

Any suggestions?

4 Comments »

  1. Wear an apron. But not the skirt. *evil grin*

    peace…
    sparkle

    Comment by asparkle2 — May 21, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

  2. Only one thing to do, Bailey Girl. Get a job in construction. Then whenever you come home from work, shift the hard hat from your head to your ….. .

    Comment by jeoffry43 — May 22, 2008 @ 5:48 am

  3. Every time you get into the bottoms up position, beware that if your boyfriend is near you you are going to get spanked. When you are tidying up around your home be very careful of what might be lying around. Be careful pretty woman, Love you, Norman

    Comment by nnjjkk — June 1, 2008 @ 10:37 am

  4. Is there anything I should know? “Of course not, I am perfect.”

    2) Do I have to keep going or have you learned your lesson? “Don’t strain yourself, I don’t want you to get tired.”

    Those are my two favorite quotes my naughty bottoms have told me. I wish I had more but I don’t.

    madhatter

    Comment by madhatter — June 20, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

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