My bottom is sore today. Very sore in fact, and bruised. As soon as I got up I ran to look in the mirror and was amazed at what I saw. Now, every time I sit down I think about how it got that way. I’ve heard it said that a sore bottom is the best way to teach a lesson. I guess whoever came up with that knew what they were talking about. I can’t seem to take my mind off the whole incident because it was very embarrassing having my skirt up giving a full view and I think all the neighbors saw! Plus, my bottom was just starting to recover from last week.
Yep, I’ve learned my lesson. The lesson is: watch where you are walking! That’s right, I was carrying bags of groceries and moving some items out of my way while walking backward. Recipe for disaster? You bet. I tripped and fell backwards onto my bottom. My skirt went up over my head and the neighbors across the street who were having a yard sale looked on amused. I recovered well enough, but I’m quite sore today. I sure hope I don’t get into any trouble, my bottom is in no shape for punishment!